Jovial Evil [Legends] Aether Revolt Prerelease Promos Creatures can't attack you unless

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you

and white at the beginning of your next upkeep

Set: Magic Player Rewards 2009 Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{U} Counter target noncreature spell

He watches from below

create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token

Jovial Evil [Legends] Aether Revolt Prerelease Promos Creatures can't attack you unlessSet: Legends Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B} Jovial Evil deals X damage to target opponent, where X is twice the number of white creatures that player controls. "Today, for a lark, let's visit the plains. I'm sure we'll find something to entertain us."