Speedy Erection Co. We Get it Up Fast - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal holding a bald eagle perched

holding a bald eagle perched on his outstretched arm

drawing crowds along the boulevard from the 1950s through the golden age of Polynesian pop culture

proof that a desert city could make the impossible feel routine

Scattered teal four-pointed sparkle stars and small circular dot accents frame distressed coral-red mixed serif text reading "I'm Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish

surrounded by orange four-pointed sparkle accents

Speedy Erection Co. We Get it Up Fast - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal holding a bald eagle perchedSpeedy Erection Co. has been getting it up fast since 1977, which is either an impressive construction record or a very optimistic medical claim. The crane on top really sells the legitimacy that absolutely no one is buying. The Details: Detailed white line art illustration depicts a multi story building under construction with scaffolding and a crane. Distressed white bold block text below reads "SPEEDY" above "ERECTION CO" in large capitals. Smaller