Eddie's Roller Palace - Rochester, NY - Vintage Roller Rink - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Florida" stacked across two lines

Florida" stacked across two lines

Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s-inspired style

Slapping "old school" over a literal one-room schoolhouse is the kind of joke that works because it refuses to acknowledge it's a joke

White text below reads "NOT LIKE GOING DOWN THE POND CHASIN' BLUEGILLS AND TOMMYCODS

White cursive text across the baseball reads "Restaurant and Bar

Eddie's Roller Palace - Rochester, NY - Vintage Roller Rink - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Florida" stacked across two linesEddie's Roller Palace closed in 1981 and never existed, which is the same thing in Rochester. Somebody's gonna tap your shoulder at a bar and get genuinely emotional about a place that's just a font choice and some strategic ink distressing. The Details: Distressed cream filled circular badge with arched dark red serif text reading "EDDIE'S" across the top, flanked by small stars. A vintage hand drawn female roller skater in motion occupies the