Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex Sweatshirt science Apparently the holidays need more

Apparently the holidays need more cowbell

Arched white bold text reads "TACOCAT" across the top

Red distressed text below reads "OF BEER

each letter inside a colored circle

" with a distressed illustration of a low-roofed building flanked by palm trees beside a bowling ball and pin

Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex Sweatshirt science Apparently the holidays need morePropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold