Trophy Husband - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lakewood A small yellow lightning bolt

A small yellow lightning bolt icon anchors the bottom edge

Inspired by Return of the Jedi

Nobody in his crew ever corrected him because they're all flying at the same altitude

Somewhere a dad pointed at this in a hardware store and made a friend for life

mimicking the Mountain Dew logo layout

Trophy Husband - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lakewood A small yellow lightning boltEarning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy, which is mostly just not leaving. Both look great on a shelf collecting dust. The Details: Distressed white serif text in a bold, chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest, with a weathered grunge texture applied throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck shoulders for