Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Inspired by Uncle Buck

Inspired by Uncle Buck

Gruber's slow-motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree-topping moment the season needs

with weathered white block text reading "FRANCIS" curving below in a circular badge layout

" with yellow dashed diagonal lines as accents

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Inspired by Uncle BuckJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading