Step Brothers - Unisex T-Shirt retrostuff Bold blue serif text below

Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch

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Distressed brown serif text in a slightly arched layout reads "WE DON'T RENT PIGS

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Arched blue text reads "MASSACHUSETTS STATE ASSOCIATION" with two small stars flanking the line

Step Brothers - Unisex T-Shirt retrostuff Bold blue serif text belowMatching argyle sweater vests are the Geneva Convention of forced family bonding, and that hand on the shoulder is less brotherly love than a territorial claim on the good bunk bed. Somewhere a drum set trembles. Inspired by Step Brothers. The Details: Digital illustration depicts Brennan standing behind Dale, both wearing matching green argyle sweater vests over light blue button up shirts in a staged family portrait pose. Brennan's hand rests on