A Unicorn's Calamity run-goodr Did you just see a

Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell

We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses

Won't slip or bounce when vogueing down the catwalk or the sidewalk

Imagine our chagrin when we showed up to Sasquatch's gold-digging party totally dolled and gussied

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