Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum-Um - Long Sleeve T-Shirt last dragon Plausible deniability has never relied

Plausible deniability has never relied so heavily on strategic font sizing

Brush-style white text reads "I TEABAGGED YOUR" above a detailed etched-style illustration of a full drum kit rendered in cyan

Distressed white stencil-style serif text below reads "THE EH TEAM

with white serif text reading "Los Angeles

and it's just the noise you make when someone hides behind a door

Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum-Um - Long Sleeve T-Shirt last dragon Plausible deniability has never reliedRewording a Christmas carol with an f bomb is the kind of creative problem solving that should qualify for a corporate innovation award. Pa rum pum pum um scans so perfectly it's suspicious the original lyricist didn't consider it first. The Details: Curved golden yellow hand lettered text reads "I HAVE NO FUCKS TO GIVE" above "PA RUM PUM PUM UM" in the same golden yellow. A retro mid century children's book illustration depicts the Little Drummer Boy