Brawndo - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Jagged white speech bubble contains

Jagged white speech bubble contains bold black hand-drawn text reading "I GOT SOMETHING REAL FO YO ASS IN THESE HANDS

White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength

and curved text at the base reading "UTAH-IDAHO INTERMOUNTAIN BASEBALL LEAGUE

Framed in solid

Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines

Brawndo - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Jagged white speech bubble containsReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"