Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy with scrollwork flourishes beneath

with scrollwork flourishes beneath

which is the most overqualified résumé in territorial history

That lit fuse is doing community service so your shirt doesn't have to

posed in a batting stance

aiming a ray gun emitting a green beam

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy with scrollwork flourishes beneathAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white