Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Women's T-Shirt Size:S A stylized golden firebird with

A stylized golden firebird with symmetrical outstretched wings and radiating feather details dominates the upper portion

White block text reads "STRAIGHT" above a high-contrast white illustration of Doc Holliday in a vest

surrounded by white dots resembling falling snow

wearing sneakers and swinging a baseball bat in a batting stance

flanked by red and blue stars

Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Women's T-Shirt Size:S A stylized golden firebird with"Ope" replaced an entire region's hopes and dreams, and honestly that tracks. Forty million people whose highest aspiration is successfully squeezing past you for the ranch dressing deserve their own fake tourism poster. The Details: Distressed pale gold serif text reads "MIDWEST" above a woodcut style pastoral illustration depicting rolling hills, a farmhouse, a barn, grazing cattle, a fence, scattered trees, and billowing clouds. Pale gold