Sharks Will Kill You - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt elyria Lanes like this one anchored

Lanes like this one anchored the San Fernando Valley's suburban identity

" A vintage hand-drawn green fountain illustration sits centered below

" with "ASTORIA

Distressed white serif text reads "CHAMPION" above "HONG KONG" and "1988" at the base

Somewhere a linguistics professor just felt a disturbance and doesn't know why

Sharks Will Kill You - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt elyria Lanes like this one anchoredSharks heard that whole "what doesn't kill you" thing and decided to close the loophole. Three hundred teeth and zero interest in your personal growth is nature's most reliable counterargument. The Details: Distressed white text reads "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." followed by bold text reading "Except Sharks." across the top. A gray and white cartoon style great white shark faces left with its mouth open, exposing red interior and sharp