Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt aspen "Skate Your Date" sounds like

"Skate Your Date" sounds like advice from a grandparent who peaked romantically at a Connecticut roller rink in 1952 and never stopped bragging about it

this tee is a great way to spread some explosive Christmas cheer inspired by the events at Nakatomi Plaza back in 1988

" Ornate Victorian corner flourishes frame bold block lettering reading "D

textured finish

Material: Soft poly-cotton blend for comfort and durability

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt aspen "Skate Your Date" sounds likeThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.