Ask Me - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL and it's just the noise

and it's just the noise you make when someone hides behind a door

" A horizontal bat-shaped underline sits beneath

Bold white sans-serif text reads "WEYLAND YUTANI CORP" across the upper portion of a large circular emblem

Leaving out milk and cookies is basically catering for your own burglar

" Arched white text at bottom reads "BASEBALL

Ask Me - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL and it's just the noiseAliens crossing millions of light years just to perform a rectal exam suggests the universe runs on the same healthcare system we do. At least they don't charge a copay. The Details: Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam. A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam, surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun