All Men Are Cremated Equal - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL " with stylized cream lettering

" with stylized cream lettering reading "IN DALLAS" at the bottom

Cyrus had the math to unite sixty thousand soldiers and the charisma to make them believe it

Flowing cyan neon-glow script reads "Double" above five bold block letters spelling "DEUCE

A brown tire and caster wheels form the base

Drinkin' with Claus means the naughty list is just a to-do list

All Men Are Cremated Equal - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL " with stylized cream letteringLooking for a spooky twist on a classic quote? Our "All Men Are Cremated Equal" design gives you just thatfeaturing a skeletal version of Thomas Jefferson (or is it?) proclaiming equality beyond the grave! This design combines clever humor with a hint of historical parody, perfect for those with a dark sense of humor who love Halloween. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton unisex T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition