I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Soft Pink Inspired by Logan's Run

Inspired by Logan's Run

White script text reads "Kokomo

Brown serif text reads "Wichita Falls

and a chicken

opening in 1953 amid the largest coconut grove in the Hawaiian Islands

I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Soft Pink Inspired by Logan's RunPerformative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point. The Details: Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in