You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal He had yellow eyes

He had yellow eyes

a botanical-style dark green illustration depicts a foliose lichen specimen with curly

A vintage hand-drawn illustration of a baseball player in a batting stance overlaps a green silhouette of Ohio

carrying the name of a river town already famous for Mark Twain

Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand-drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates

You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal He had yellow eyesChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"