Beach, Please! - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Bold dark red serif capitals

Bold dark red serif capitals read "THE" above large red italic script reading "Waikikian

Sand has never once paid anyone back

" with a vintage cartoon potato mascot in a blue cap posed with arms raised

Rolling squirrels on roller skates sounds like a rejected mascot pitch until you realize somebody organized them across seven Illinois suburbs

a pearl necklace

Beach, Please! - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Bold dark red serif capitalsPunctuation invented plausible deniability, and a single comma is out here doing more legal work than most defense attorneys. A distressed vintage sunset just means you've been telling people off at the beach since 1987. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reading "Beach, Please!" overlays a retro circular scene. A golden orange sun disc fills the upper portion with horizontal pink striped bands at the bottom, and a black silhouetted palm