I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt texas holding a swirling atom symbol

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Dark red script text reads "Gus Polinski" beside curved dark text reading "polka king of the midwest" around a cartoon portrait of Gus Polinski

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Sixty years of UFO sightings did less for extraterrestrial validation than a guidance counselor's poster

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I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt texas holding a swirling atom symbolKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun