Jive Turkey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy surrounded by white stars and

surrounded by white stars and four-pointed starbursts

" above dark blue text reading "PACIFIC NATIONAL LEAGUE

Distressed light blue block text reads "FHLOSTON" with elegant white script reading "Paradise" overlapping it

and red tie

Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar

Jive Turkey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy surrounded by white stars andCalling someone a jive turkey was the 1970s equivalent of a devastating performance review, delivered with enough groove that the FCC just nodded along. Somehow the insult aged better than every person who originally used it. The Details: Distressed white retro 1970s style bubble lettering reads "Jive" across the upper portion. A weathered white illustration of a turkey in profile faces left, displaying a full fanned tail, rendered in a vintage grunge