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That's What She Said - Unisex Tank Top eastbound and down Millions of years of naturalFormatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk. The cursive and tasteful attribution are doing more heavy lifting than the actual punchline, which never even finishes the sentence. The Details: Flowing white script text reads "That's what." with elegant swashes on the capital T. Below, a smaller bold all caps white sans serif attribution reads " SHE" preceded by a dash,