The Spirit of '76 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red " Gold text reads "Freeport

" Gold text reads "Freeport

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The Spirit of '76 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red " Gold text reads "FreeportBicentennial merch peaked in 1976 when patriotism just meant buying commemorative plates and shooting bottle rockets at your neighbor's fence. Now wearing thirteen stars unironically requires a thesis defense. The Details: Retro white script text reads "The Spirit" above lowercase white text reading "of." A diagonal cascade of white stars in varying sizes flows downward beside large bold white numerals "'76" with red outlines and a weathered screen