63 Earths Can Fit Inside Uranus - Women's T-Shirt boat Distressed white bold block text

Distressed white bold block text below reads "SPEEDY" above "ERECTION CO" in large capitals

Nobody in the history of office equipment has ever known what that message means

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That finger-to-temple pose radiates the fraudulent authority of a man who fails upward professionally

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63 Earths Can Fit Inside Uranus - Women's T-Shirt boat Distressed white bold block textAstronomy textbooks buried a fully loaded joke in the solar system and just hoped nobody would notice. NASA scientists have to present this fact with a straight face, knowing the entire room relaxed the second they read the slide. The Details: Bold white serif text reads "63 EARTHS CAN FIT INSIDE URANUS" above a teal illustrated planet with tilted rings, surrounded by small white stars and a tiny moon. Smaller white text in parentheses below reads