Professional Crop Duster - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S styled after a punk band

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Professional Crop Duster - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S styled after a punk bandCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.