Trust Me I'm a Professional - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Plausible deniability has never had

Plausible deniability has never had better typography

Arched distressed white block serif text reads "MERICA" in a collegiate varsity style

Arched distressed white text reads "PORTLAND" above a weathered white illustration of an igloo with a baseball rising behind it

letting people swear in public while maintaining total deniability

Inspired by Better Off Dead

Trust Me I'm a Professional - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Plausible deniability has never hadBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact