Four Score and Seven Beers Ago - Unisex T-Shirt hamburgers Large blue and red outlined

Large blue and red outlined text reads "COWBOYS" and "EST★1929" with a star separator

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Four Score and Seven Beers Ago - Unisex T-Shirt hamburgers Large blue and red outlinedLincoln's Gettysburg Address hits different when the only union you're preserving is your ability to stand upright. Eighty seven beers ago, that math checked out. The Details: Large white Gothic blackletter text reads "Four Score," centered above smaller white cursive script reading "and Seven Beers Ago." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable. Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra soft Airlume Cotton Poly blend.