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All I Want For Christmas is Tacos - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL A green palm tree andRanking tacos above every gift on a Christmas list is the kind of honest priority setting that therapists charge hundreds of dollars to teach. Mild sauce packets make better stocking stuffers than whatever Hallmark is selling anyway. The Details: Arched white bold text reads "ALL I WANT FOR" above large white outlined text reading "CHRISTMAS." Below, a yellow cartoon taco filled with green, red, and orange toppings wears a red gift bow, surrounded by