Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L A decorative gold chain graphic

A decorative gold chain graphic and a golden-yellow bicycle illustration sit beside distressed white block text reading "WHAT BIKE

Ornate weathered white serif text reads "El Guapo Sweater Co" across the top

Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus

and that confidence is bulletproof

Grammar teachers have been trying to explain this for decades

Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L A decorative gold chain graphicScott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose, just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety. Turning into a beast only reveals what every teenager at that party already wanted. Inspired by Teen Wolf. The Details: Distressed white horror style text reads "GIVE ME, A KEG," to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid transformation with bloodshot red eyes, brown disheveled hair, and a tense