I Ate An Old 96er - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pee-wee Inspired by The Blues Brothers

Inspired by The Blues Brothers

The periodic table is now one dad joke away from being a complete comedy set

A vintage woodcut-style portrait of Mike Damone

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

hand-lettered red text reading "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN

I Ate An Old 96er - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pee-wee Inspired by The Blues BrothersFinishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near death experience at a Wisconsin lodge. Chet Ripley ate the bone just to prove a point nobody asked him to make. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top. A large illustrated cut of beef rendered in red and pink tones with visible marbling detail sits centered below. Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD