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A muted green Rod of Asclepius illustration sits centered

Arched cyan bold text reads "STATESBORO" above a vintage cartoon baseball player in a pilot's cap

Desert buttes rise behind them under a large golden sun

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Curved white text reads "YOU'LL EAT LIGHTNING & CRAP THUNDER

Undefeated Toilet Clogging Champ - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_drinking A muted green Rod ofChampionship belts exist for boxing, wrestling, and apparently obliterating someone's guest bathroom plumbing beyond repair. Massive Dump Division implies weight classes, which means somewhere a lightweight is clogging toilets with remarkable efficiency. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "UNDEFEATED" above a white top down illustration of an open toilet bowl with "DUMP" on its base, containing a brown poop emoji style pile, flanked