Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red An epic parody concept illustration

An epic parody concept illustration of Livin' in a Van Down by the River

with hand-lettered green text reading "SKATING" and cursive script reading "Rink" to her right

each word slightly offset

Kansas City's Drum Room opened in the 1940s inside the Hotel President

and chrome bumper details

Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red An epic parody concept illustrationRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon