Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Knowing exactly when "nice" clocks

Knowing exactly when "nice" clocks out is the only credential that matters at the Double Deuce

which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud

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Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high-contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol

Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Knowing exactly when "nice" clocksTakashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science. Laurel wreaths never looked so earned at a carnival no university would sanction today. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle, flanked by laurel wreath branches, with cursive script