Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Coach Finstock's survival guide covers

Coach Finstock's survival guide covers sleep

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Surviving 8-29-97 just meant watching Seinfeld instead of dodging Hunter-Killers

Large white outlined serif letters read "LAW" centered below

based on extensive personal research into falling down for no reason

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Coach Finstock's survival guide coversEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring