Dark Helmet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL " A dark red shield

" A dark red shield logo near the bottom reads "CHICAGO

Three Rivers probably replaced it with a used car lot

Nothing says refreshment like a silent

Bold black sans-serif text below reads "AMERICA'S MULLET

Inspired by Fletch

Dark Helmet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL " A dark red shieldDark Helmet tracing his lineage through six degrees of absolutely nobody is the most honest villain origin story ever committed to film. Every bad guy thinks they're Vader, but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Simplified cartoon portrait of Dark Helmet depicts the character in his oversized gray helmet with small glasses peeking out beneath, rendered in muted gray and skin tones. Bold white