Not Fast Not Furious - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Light Blue representing a city still forging

representing a city still forging its identity on the eastern shore of the San Francisco Bay

the Assman's in town

Generations of Silicon Valley families gathered there long before the tech boom reshaped the peninsula

Grief counselors are the only professionals whose ultimate success is measured by how little you care when they die

Khakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers

Not Fast Not Furious - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Light Blue representing a city still forgingSloths operate at a speed that makes glacial erosion look like a competitive sport. Rage requires energy, and energy requires movement, so both are permanently off the table. The Details: Bold blue uppercase block text reads "NOT FAST NOT FURIOUS" in two stacked lines. Below, a hand drawn sloth illustration depicts the animal draped over a leafy tree branch with a content expression. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and