American Dibs On The Moon - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_70s rendered in golden-yellow cheese

rendered in golden-yellow cheese

Describing a barrel wave as "WAAPAH" remains the most accurate thing anyone has ever said about the ocean

Italic script below reads "Central League" above large bold text reading "EGYPTIANS BASEBALL CLUB

Clemenza's bakery smells like butter

Cooking that ambitious should require a hazmat permit

American Dibs On The Moon - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_70s rendered in golden-yellow cheesePlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."