The Philosoraptor - Unisex Sweatshirt defunct Declaring independence with a formal

Declaring independence with a formal document seems excessive when three words and a pair of sunglasses get the point across faster

complete with a Santa hat and festive Christmas lights

perched on olive branches and arrows

The establishment became a beloved institution

not just a coastline

The Philosoraptor - Unisex Sweatshirt defunct Declaring independence with a formalPhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits