Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex Sweatshirt california wrapped in colorful string lights

wrapped in colorful string lights with red

Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair

A funny design inspired by The Simpsons

Prospects must perform the tequila dance while maintaining full bow tie integrity

A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex Sweatshirt california wrapped in colorful string lightsMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block