Shermer High Detention Survivor - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Curved black bold sans-serif text

Curved black bold sans-serif text reads "DON'T BE A" across the top

a permanent smirk

Stalkers with a zero percent survival rate make for the worst squad since every last one got bodied by their own gimmick on live television

Naming a golden ale after Red's first bet on the new fish takes serious deep-cut energy

Strapping a Christmas tree to a lowrider is the most aggressively festive way to regulate anything since eggnog got a proof percentage

Shermer High Detention Survivor - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Curved black bold sans-serif textDetention at Shermer High is less a punishment and more a forced psychological autopsy where Vernon loses control of the room before lunch. Surviving that library means Bender got inside your head and you let him. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "SHERMER" in bold varsity block letters. Stacked below in the same weathered white collegiate typography, "HIGH" appears above "DETENTION" above "SURVIVOR," each