Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Inspired by Encino Man

Inspired by Encino Man

Chunky white retro block text reads "I WANT TO HEAR SOME" across the top

Arched distressed white text reads "THE WOLF'S" above a vintage-style illustration of Winston Wolf in a tuxedo holding a coffee cup

Bold cream block letters reading "BOWL" overlay the diamonds

Places like this gave the San Fernando Valley its sense of neighborhood before the sprawl swallowed everything whole

Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Inspired by Encino ManRickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: