Master Baster - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Black cats already treat every

Black cats already treat every day like civilization collapsed and they inherited the property

but their noses found the evidence years ago

stylized illustration of a poop emoji is centered at the bottom

Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow-covered edges

high-flying stunts in the General Lee

Master Baster - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Black cats already treat everyBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit