Old Fashioned - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal and smaller white serif text

and smaller white serif text reads "LOS ANGELES

Spicoli discovering basic commerce rules feels like watching someone encounter fire for the first time

Enrolling in a program where the curriculum is lotioning

Roller skating in a sport coat is the 1950s equivalent of wearing a blazer to a pool party

which means "I've only had one" is just drunk math with a built-in alibi

Old Fashioned - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal and smaller white serif textOrdering an Old Fashioned already tells the bartender everything about your personality, your politics, and roughly what year you think music peaked. The drink is just a formality at that point. The Details: A detailed white woodcut style illustration of a rocks glass filled with ice cubes, a citrus peel garnish, and a cocktail pick sits at the top. Distressed white sans serif block text reads "OLD" to the left of the glass, with "FASHIONED" spanning