Sobchak Security - Unisex Sweatshirt retrotech Funny retro design inspired by

Funny retro design inspired by Different Strokes

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Inspired by Friday Night Lights

"COLT LANES" in bold white text

Bold condensed distressed white lettering reads "PIZZA" as the dominant central element

Sobchak Security - Unisex Sweatshirt retrotech Funny retro design inspired bySobchak Security offers peace of mind six days a week because Shomer Shabbos is non negotiable, even during active burglaries. Every consultation includes a complimentary lecture about Vietnam. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak in yellow tinted aviator sunglasses and an olive vest, holding a raised handgun, sits at the top. Distressed yellow block text below reads "SOBCHAK SECURITY" followed by white serif