Americans Not American'ts - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust minus the part about underground

minus the part about underground opium labs and a prosthetic claw collection

and small green shrubs

depicting a figure holding a bottle

Bold crimson block-letter text reads "DIE HARD" on the top line

Bold yellow text in a cinematic serif font below reads "MAY THE FORES BE WITH YOU

Americans Not American'ts - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust minus the part about undergroundSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split