President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Saying "stand back" before trying

Saying "stand back" before trying something means you already know it's going to explode

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Distressed white block text in a weathered screen-print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY

Green block text reads "PATSY D'AMORE'S" above green cursive script reading "Villa Capri

White block text below reads "I RUN

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Saying "stand back" before tryingTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text