1996 Waterbury Open - Happy Gilmore - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Distressed white stencil-style text reads

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "MAKES" above "CAMBODIA" above "LOOK LIKE" above "KANSAS

and somehow it works as life advice for every situation involving pizza

and starfish

Lemme Show Ya Somethin'

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text across the midsection reads "GUYABEETUS

1996 Waterbury Open - Happy Gilmore - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Distressed white stencil-style text readsAmateur golf tournaments exist for accountants and dentists to feel athletic, not for hockey players to work through anger issues with a nine iron. Waterbury witnessed something that year that no country club bylaws were prepared for. Inspired by Happy Gilmore. The Details: Distressed light blue angular serif text reads "WATERBURY" across the top. A light blue semicircular arch sits below, with white italic serif text reading "OPEN" centered inside