Forget Lab Safety - Unisex T-Shirt TV Three Rivers probably replaced it

Three Rivers probably replaced it with a used car lot

because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party

but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout

the other fills seventeen browser tabs about medieval siege weapons at 3 AM

Inspired by The Office

Forget Lab Safety - Unisex T-Shirt TV Three Rivers probably replaced itDrinking mystery chemicals from an Erlenmeyer flask is just OSHA noncompliance with a dream. Goggles technically count as safety compliance even when the protocol is "chug and hope for superpowers." The Details: Distressed white block text reads "FORGET LAB" above larger bold white text reading "SAFETY." A retro style illustration depicts a scientist in goggles and a white lab coat tipping a green Erlenmeyer flask to his lips. White text below reads