Aloha Beaches v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "SANTA CRUZ" above smaller curved text reading "CALIFORNIA STATE LEAGUE

Rubber ducks already have the most unearned confidence of any bath toy

Some alleys just hold lanes

Leaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer

representing a Connecticut city already steeped in collegiate tradition

Aloha Beaches v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Arched distressed white text readsAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."