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Take a Hike - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL White arched text below readsBears with backpacks casually matching your pace on a trail is the last thing park rangers want on the incident report. "Take a hike" has always been less about cardio and more about consequences. The Details: White outlined text reads "TAKE A" above large white outlined block letters reading "HIKE" with a yellow sun beside them. A gray bear wearing a yellow backpack walks upright behind a hiker in a yellow jacket, red shoes, and a cap. Coral red